The Horned Lizard of Self Publishing demands a book proposal on each of her own books before she will consider publishing herself.
I’m in the book proposal stage of my book proposal chapter of my Step-by-Step How To Self Publish A Book series.
I’m whining about it.
“Why do I have to do a book proposal?”
“Because I’m your publisher and I need the book proposal,”
“But I’m a self publisher. I’m not going to submit this around because it’s How To Self Publish – though that would be kind of ironic,”
“And as yourself, your publisher, I insist on the book proposal. I need the information you will find and summarize in it,”
“Then why don’t you do it, and let me get back to writing?”
“No way, I’m too busy doing Self Everything Else in your life,”
…. My previous blog post says it even better than I can….
